Fake snow in Iowa. Very classy
8:00. George I'm Impartial Stephenopolus looks dweebie. Diane sawyer is channeling Martha Stewart. Let's get started
No opening statements. Woot!
Newt kicks off: I worked with Reagan aka I'm the conservative. I worked with Clinton (wah?) vote for me
8:04 Mitt is in business. And he has the best hair (Perry gives the stink eye)
8:06. Ron Paul is crazy. Don't know what question he's answering.
8:08 Perry can draw a line between DC and Wall Street. Don't mess with Texas
8:09. Bachman. Win win win. 9 9 9 Rah Rah Rah
8:11. Santorum is still in the race?? Guess so. Doesn't need a no slinkin eurocrats
8:13. Michelle B is a tax attorney. And is the only person who knows what's in the social security lock box.
8:15 Mitt Obama is all about band aids and gasoline. Golf joke. Oolong snap
8:17. Stephie Stephonopolis is allowed to speak to Santorum
8:18. Ron Paul is still crazy. Cut off.
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