Cover Girl

It's been a busy weekend: the mid east going up in flames, earthquakes, tsunamis, and Godzilla wrecking havoc in Japan, and our domestic press wringing their hands on "what this means" for Historic Leader (who clearly won't let crisis on both sides of the globe interrupt his golf game).  I see how it's certainly understandable how you might have missed a new release from the bourgeoning Al Qaeda publishing industry.  That, or you were all out drinking.  Lushes.

Al-Shamikha ("The Majestic Woman" for those of you who slept through Islam sensitivity training) “offers home and beauty tips alongside testimonials from the wives of suicide bombers and female jihadists.”  I'm not kidding.  We can only assume it will be like Cosmopolitan with out the nudity.

Al Qaeda also launched an English electronic version of the magazine called Inspire geared towards recruiting American Muslims with such articles as "How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom" by the the AQ Chef.  Please.  Martha Stewart already did that in 2003.